DELICIOUS ORGASMS COMPLIMENTS OF FORIA
By: Alexandra Fox | Feb. 1, 2015
I’ve wanted to try out this product from the moment I found out about it. Cannabis infused lube! Even better, a cannabis infused lube that you can eat. What genius concocted this heavenly treat? Turns out this stuff is made in California, with food grade ingredients and love, by a man named Matthew Gerson, who turned his passion for wellness and health into a product that will resonate with the expanding cannabis culture, for a long, long, pleasurable time.
Lucky for us, Foria arrived in Colorado! We ran down to Native Roots to pick up a bottle as soon as we could and headed home. I opened the box, the packaging was perfect. The bottle screamed elegance, the contents begged exploration. My husband grabbed the bottle, eager to get started! A delicate mist arouses my interest, it felt like silk running down my body. This was already a completely different experience from the glycerin based lubes I’m more familiar with. I was actually excited at the prospect of having this particular lube in my mouth.
First before we get to the steamy details, I guess you need to know a history of my orgasms. It’s the same story as many women today, we find them few and far between. It takes time, a long time. It takes the right attitude, the right intentions, the right conditions. I even have an incredibly sexy husband who doesn’t miss anything. Sweet, considerate, attentive... Did I mention sexy? Even with all his sheer manliness and sexiness and perfection, it is still hard for me to get all the way there. Even when I manage to reach an orgasm, the sensation is over quickly or becomes uncomfortable after a certain point. Who on earth has multiple orgasms, and what was wrong with my “orgasm-er”? Written about in Vice, GQ and many others, Foria sounded like heaven. I had to find out for myself. I was one of the women for whom this product was made.
Right so, I’m covered in this cannabis infused lube, and I’m loving every last bit of it! Considered more of a pre-lube, the package recommends applying 30 minutes to an hour before sex for the active ingredients to “marinate” and adds that this time would be perfect for “foreplay or self massage.” Will do.
So the foreplay begins, we spray it on and lick it off of each other, with around 2 mg per spritz, we know it’s about to get interesting. The flavor was so light, the coconut oil soothed my lips. You could barely taste the cannabis extract, not that I would have minded either way! The oil feels nice, all around. I can feel it resting lightly on my skin and it’s heavenly. I just want to keep rubbing it in. Still just amazed and delighted that this is literally the first time I’ve used lube and hadn’t been turned off by the overwhelming glob of glycerin between my legs.
It’s been 30 minutes -- I can’t help it but I just want to reapply before we really begin. So, I do, and it was worth it! I can feel everything, every last inch of him, and I feel deeply relaxed. I reach multiple orgasms, each one a unique and completely euphoric climax. Each one lasting several moments, followed by deep relaxation and more euphoria. He keeps up, he’s absolutely loving it, and we both finish on the highest note.
Laying there, completely and utterly satisfied, I realized that I had been so involved in the experience I didn’t even stop to think about crafting my review. I crawl back on top of him and say, “But wait! How does it feel for you?” He smiles and says, “Like paradise.”
I know each of our bodies is different and unique, that the key to amazing sex is a holistic approach, and that what works for some might not work for others. Whether it’s just novelty, true efficacy, or the beginning of a stoney sexual revolution, I truly believe Foria is a cannabis infused lube with which it is worth experimenting. And I foresee that you will love Foria enough to make it a staple in your ‘toy’ box too!